A family went out for the whole day. While they were gone, a neighbor peeked through the window, saw the place completely turned upside d…
What's it like being kissed by a vampire?
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, 'Five beers, please.'
How did the programmer die in the shower?
I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with. She said, 'Yes — the others were at least sevens or eights.'
This morning I accidentally made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. I was already on the highway when I realized I forgot my car a…