Jokes, great quotes, and fun facts — curated for grown-ups.
A family went out for the whole day. While they were gone, a neighbor peeked through the window, saw the place completely turned upside d…
You'll never see a rainbow at high noon. They only appear when the sun sits below about 42° — so mornings and late afternoons.
Only female mosquitoes bite — they need the protein in blood to develop their eggs. Males just feed on flower nectar.
Australia's Nullarbor Plain stretches about 200,000 km² without a single tree — its Latin name literally means 'no trees.'
Mark Twain was born in 1835 when Halley's Comet appeared, and died in 1910 the next time it returned — exactly as he'd predicted.
What's it like being kissed by a vampire?
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, 'Five beers, please.'
How did the programmer die in the shower?
I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with. She said, 'Yes — the others were at least sevens or eights.'
This morning I accidentally made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. I was already on the highway when I realized I forgot my car a…